Posted February 14, 2009 at 1:30 am by Crumb Bandit
And before I go posting alot of porn, I will instead just comment on how great this site is. We have freedom of speech. (except for porn and drugs) I can say any American leader (except for police) suck.
The police are allowed to beat down the populous.
Unscrupulous? Maybe. I don’t remember what that word means though.
Learn to say the alphabet backwards really, really fast
Posted February 14, 2009 at 12:10 am by Severed Head
I re-recorded this to be clearer and a bit faster. Also, compared to the infamous Matt Bellamy interview, he says the alphabet backwards in about 2.763 seconds. This file is about 2.728 seconds. Mine is faster, but not significantly. I have no interest in trying to be faster than Matt, because who cares? But I did it! And I am therefore better than you.
Past progress on this lifelist item: 1
Posted February 14, 2009 at 12:05 am by Severed Head
For the most part, I try to avoid excess in my life, but this is different. This is my passion, and the majority of these guitars would serve different purposes.
Anyway, I own 8 guitars right now, and have a list of about 18 more I want.
I currently own:
“Alexandra Johnson” – Johnson JG-620-N
“Vikki” – ESP/LTD V-100
“Alexa” – Yamaha FG-441S
“Sarahjayne” – Ibanez RG470RC
“Alison” – Ibanez PFS512-NT-14-04
“Crushinator” – Ibanez SRX500SBB
“Michelle” – Greg Bennett classical
“Felisa” – Sunlite classical
Next up to own: Ibanez RG 3120
To own: Ibanez K7, Ibanez PGM, Ibanez PGM (set up for 3 strings in octaves), Ibanez Fireman, PRS, Brian May Signature, Epiphone Flying V, Fretless Bass, BC Rich Bich (Baritone?), Jackson Randy Rhoads, Gibson Les Paul, Manson mirror guitar, Godwin guitar organ, Gibson Skwisgaar signature, A nice acoustic
To make:
Zebratar (The main features being an Ibanez super wizard neck on an RG body (painted white with zebra stripes) with an extra bass pickup over the bottom two strings, much like Scott Lucas’s (Local H) guitars), Ibanez Fretless guitar
Awesome thing of the week, Website
Posted February 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm by Severed Head
We have just upgraded WordPress to a much more streamlined version which is, quite simply, fucking beautiful from the control panel type stuff. So if anyone has any problems, let me know.
Posted February 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm by Severed Head
Sorry about the down time, anyone who reads this website. It appears all fixed, but some shit may be screwy. Let me know.
Social networking and the devil
Posted February 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm by Severed Head
Facebook is selling us out, but, does it really matter? My profile is public, and I don’t really care. I understand the privacy issue, and I could see that as a problem for some people, but other than that, what do we have to lose? So companies discover what we like and have ads directed more towards us. Isn’t that a good thing? And facebook gets shitloads more money, meaning better facebook! What does everyone think about this? I want to hear.
Also, if you don’t like ads, get Mozilla Firefox and the Ad Blocker Plus plug-in. It’s wonderful.
Learn to say the alphabet backwards really, really fast
Posted February 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm by Severed Head
Spent a lot of time at work today working on this, since there wasn’t much else to do. I could do it a bit faster at work, but I am a bit drained so my delivery is a bit choppy and slow compared to what I normally do, but here is my finished product:
Mp3 of the backwards alphabet
Future progress on this lifelist item: 2
Go 3 years without getting a haircut (not to be confused with getting a “hair cut”)
Posted February 1, 2009 at 10:13 am by Severed Head
Fixing a mistake! My last haircut was on 7/31/04, and here is before and after pictures from the day of: before and after. WOO.
Past progress on this lifelist item: 1
Read all of Kurt Vonnegut's novels chronologically
Posted February 1, 2009 at 1:44 am by Severed Head
I already own most of these except for Canary in a Cathouse, Make Up Your Mind (a script), and God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
Player Piano (1952)-Finished January 2008
Sirens of Titan (1959)-Finished March 25, 2008
Mother Night (1961)-Finished 2008
Canary in a Cathouse (1961) (or at least “Hal Irwin’s Magic Lamp”, since that is the only story not in Welcome to the Monkey House)
Cat’s Cradle (1963)
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)
Welcome to the Monkey House (1968)
Slaughterhouse-Five (1969)
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1960)
Breakfast of Champions (1973)
Wampeters, Foma, and Granfalloons (1984)
Slapstick (1976)
Jailbird (1979)
Palm Sunday (1981)
Dead-Eye Dick (1982)
Galapogos (1985)
Bluebeard (1987)
Hocus Pocus (1990)
Fates Worse Than Death (1990)
L’Historie du Soldat (1993)
Make Up Your Mind (1993)
Miss Temptation (1993)
Timequake (1997)
Bagombo Snuff Box (1999)
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)
A Man Without a Country (2005)
Armageddon in Retrospect (2008)
Obtain all of the works by Rachmaninoff
Posted February 1, 2009 at 1:27 am by Severed Head
I need to obtain the following recordings (categorized by type, list taken from wikipedia):
Orchestra: Scherzo in D minor, Manfred, Prince Rostislaf, The Rock (Op. 7), Two Don Juan Episodes, Caprice Bohémien (Op. 12)
Chamber: Romance in A minor, String Quartet No. 1, Lied, Mélodie on a Theme of Rachmaninoff, Two Pieces (Prelude, Danse orientale) (Op. 2), Two Pieces (Romance, Danse hongroise) (Op. 6), Cello Sonata (Op. 19)
Piano and orchestra: [already own all these]
Solo piano: Étude in F-sharp major, Lento in D minor, Piece (Canon) in D minor, Prelude in F major, Morceaux de Fantaisie (Op. 3), Four Improvisations (with Arensky, Glazunov, Taneyev), Variations on a Theme of Chopin (Op. 22), Variations on a Theme of Corelli (Op. 42)
Other piano: Two Pieces (Valse, Romance), Russian Rhapsody, Suite No. 1 (or Fantaisie-Tableaux for two pianos) (Op.5), Romance in G major, Six Morceaux (Op. 11), Suite No. 2 (Op. 17)
Transcriptions: Tchaikovsky: Manfred Symphony & The Sleeping Beauty, Glazunov: Symphony No. 6, Franz Behr: Lachtäubchen, Op. 303 (published as Polka de W.R.), Mussorgsky: Gopak from The Fair at Sorochyntsi (for piano and violin)
Operas: Aleko, The Miserly Knight (Op. 24), Francesca da Rimini (Op. 25)
Choral works: Deus Meus, O Mother of God Perpetually Praying, Chorus of Spirits, Song of the Nightingale, Six Choruses for Women’s or Children’s Voices (Op. 15), Panteley the Healer, Spring Cantana (Op. 20), Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom (Op. 31), Trois Chansons Russes (Op. 41)
Solo voice and piano: “Again you are Bestirred, my Heart”, “At the Gates of the Holy Cloister”, Two Boris monologues, “C’etait en Avril”, “Dusk was Falling”, Six Songs (Op. 4), “Song of the Disenchanted”, “Do You Remember the Evening?”, “The Flower Died”, Six Songs (Op. 8), Twelve Songs (Op. 14), “Were you Hiccuping?”, “Night”, Twelve Songs (Op. 21), Fifteen Songs (Op. 26), “Letter to Stanislavsky”, Fourteen Songs (Op. 34), “From the Gospel of St. John”, “Prayer”, “All Things WIsh to Sing”, Six Songs (Op. 38)
Future progress on this lifelist item: 2