Posted August 31, 2008 at 6:54 pm by Severed Head
Q: How long have you been growing your hair?
A: My last real haircut was 7/31/04, so you do the math.
Q: How much time/effort do you spend on your hair?
A: About 5 minutes a day, if that
Q: Do you ever comb your hair?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you curl your hair?
A: No.
Q: You must go through a lot of conditioner, huh?
A: I don’t think so… About a bottle a month, if that.
Q: Have you ever considered putting your hair into dreads/why haven’t you done this yet?
A: No, it seems very unsanitary and unattractive in general.
Posted August 13, 2008 at 8:43 am by Crumb Bandit
Posted August 4, 2008 at 8:08 pm by Crumb Bandit
Whats up with people and working shitty manual labor jobs!? Because I am uncreative, it seems easiest for me to make a quick buck and work at Circle k. I know I could get paying gigs playing or teaching drums, but those seem to be too hard for me to find right now. So I bust ass and feed the Mexicans who come in to buy beer as their only escape from the work-a-day world. Money is a sad trap. We bust our ass just to get not enough of it and be depressed in the end. Money is totally a carrot designed for dangling in front of our treadmills by some evil being. I can’t wait to have a bachelors in music, so I can try to get some school teacher job or what ever, and leave the retail world and all the depressing uninspired people that roll around in muck just to get a buck. I might go back to retail someday, but I want a couple of paid summers off first with teachers salary at least, and I better be the manager of something if that does happen.
Like a gun and liquor store. I would hang a mini-gun behind the counter right behind me. And always be wearing guns on my person. What an exciting job! My wife could sell the armour!!! JUST THINK!!! We could shoot robbers on the spot, host local gun shows and shootouts, yadda yadda! Great way to retire up in the Styx.
But I really want to travel around soon, just in case something happens and I get stuck in teh USAZORZ or atomic bombz start dropping and we live in vaults for 50 years, like fallout 2.
<3 Jake
Posted August 1, 2008 at 5:43 pm by Severed Head
Here: Scott talks about how great Radiohead is and I agree with him for the most part. There are a few bands that I avoid. But mostly they suck. Like U2 and those other ass holes. Coldplay.
But I did avoid Radiohead for quite a while. WOOO 19 DAYS TILL RADIOHEAD
Posted August 1, 2008 at 7:54 am by Crumb Bandit
As I breathe, the walls move in closer, but not in the sort of way you would expect. Personal space seems non-existent, and the replies to and from newswriters seem more impersonal than ever. My little hut does the trick pretty well, but today, it just feels way more empty, and way more open, like someone blew off a chunk of my wall with a car bomb. (That didn’t really happen, did it?). Going for a 6 mile bike ride, then lifting weights. I hope the country isn’t growing nerve. Thats the kind of nerve that can turn Rome into a pile of cracked marble. To dust from whence it came. Maybe I’ll move someday.