Posted June 29, 2008 at 9:05 am by Crumb Bandit
“Nothing can beat the underground-breaking news of Diablo III’s release” Said I. But then I realized that SOMETHING has to look dumb in front of awesome news, other wise there wouldn’t be any news, now would there?
Tasteless cussing, Starving Africa
Posted June 29, 2008 at 7:29 am by Crumb Bandit
Sam Kinison on Starvation in Africa:
“It occurs to us there wouldn’t BE world hunger if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS AT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! YOU SEE THIS, HUH? THIS IS SAND! KNOW WHAT IT’S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? SAND! GET YOUR SHIT, WE’LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE’LL TAKE YOU WHERE THE FUCKING FOOD IS AT! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA, WE JUST DON’T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLE!”
It's not really my thing, but…
Posted June 28, 2008 at 9:04 am by Severed Head
Diablo 3 was just announced. They are making Diablo 3.
Maybe I should try the game???
Ouch – Why do people e-mail me just to hurt me?
Posted June 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm by Severed Head
“Do you think Friends on MySpace are the same as Fans in the real world?
They aren’t.”
Posted June 25, 2008 at 11:39 pm by Crumb Bandit
How they made “Everything in its right place”.
Click the bottom of the entro screen to gid rid of that creepy dude in the window
Posted June 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm by Crumb Bandit
Just as I got all down on the music scene, some crazy hippie pop star made me happy again.
UPDATE: Hoax to go along with gruesome
Posted June 24, 2008 at 8:01 pm by Crumb Bandit
Canadians have a strange sense of humor. Even I don’t know quite what to think. Apparently some jokesters loaded a shoe and sock up with an animal foot, and sent it floating in the same spot of the other supposedly “real” severed limbs. Must be all the American High Fructose Corn Syrup.
So the results are in… and I am bitter.
Limb, Music, Philosophy, Pissed off rants
Posted June 23, 2008 at 12:32 pm by Crumb Bandit
The results say that we don’t have a big enough fan base. We lost to the 16 year old screaming wonder. Oh yea, the music? well, No one cares about that, its all about how much of a poser duche you can look like. Talent and sound come later. Especially if you have a professional studio nurturing your sound.
To be bitter, I want to quote my favorite add that they put out. “The prizes include professional studio time and a professional movie. We REALLY need that. So vote.” They need it!! HAHAH! That is funny. They NEED it. So please give it to them, cause if they need it, they deserve it, right?
This is a matter of the kind of shit people listen to, not wholly an issue of me being a sore loser and wanting to play a show. However bad I wanted to be in a concert, I question why people listen to that shit. I think its cause of the puffy bra that you can always see. Guys love girls with puffy bras. And girls love girls with them too, but probably cause they know that their boobs are bigger. But I don’t know about that, I don’t have boob envy. Joe does though.
Girls who play in bands shouldn’t wear bras. Especially if she was my girlfriend.
<3 Jake
Posted June 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm by Crumb Bandit
I had to embellish the joke…
<3 Jake
PS: WISH YOU WERE HERE!!!
Posted June 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm by Crumb Bandit
This following quote describes the kind of thinking I despise; Don’t get me wrong, I think its hilarious. I also think that it is a blind and lazy approach to living.
“It’s worth taking the risk even with the violence,” said a retired California engineer named Terry, who declined to give his surname, as he filled his red Ford pick-up truck in Tijuana, over the border from San Diego. “I know they could kill me or kidnap me, but the cost of filling my tank in the United States is just too much,” he said. ( Source: Reuters )
How about, NOT drive a big ass truck that costs $120 dollars every week to drive! What about all that money you made as an engineer? Did you spend it all on Gas for your dumb ass truck that carries around an extra 2 tons of unused bed space everywhere you go? I think he did. And now he has to get gas in Mexico cause he can’t afford to buy an electric car or a bike.
Americans are so full and proud of their fucking gasoline its sickening. Europeans call us “Petrol Heads”. Probably a play on the name Radiohead, whom also makes fun of the US regularly.
When I can afford to carry my musical equipment around without using gasoline, I will tell you. Its all a matter of up front cost. And how bad scientists want to reduce fossil fuel consumption.
Speaking of which, why the fuck doesn’t every car company start making different kinds of cars?!? The Gasoline engine SUCKS BULL TITTIES.