Water instead of Gas!

Conspiracies, Dreams, Time Paradox

Posted March 29, 2008 at 9:20 pm by Crumb Bandit

Correct me if this is a hoax, but It seems to me that this is legitimate. A homemade water to hydrogen gas (brown’s gas) converter, using the power of your car! Save on gas, and get back at those who have us on their knees. (oil companies.)

Article.

America needs this. If this isn’t true, I will cry. On nobody’s shoulder either.

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$$$$

Conspiracies, Fun Facts, Time Paradox

Posted March 28, 2008 at 9:39 am by Crumb Bandit

It’s one thing to be excessively wealthy and blow your money on estates, fancy motorized vehicles, and gourmet cuisine.

But when you end up costing the town half of what you are worth, (in this case, hundreds of millions) you don’t deserve that money. Being this rich isn’t what seems odd. It’s the fact that the town had to cover his millions in expenses just because he was rich. Kinda like how a king would tax the dirt poor flea ridden peasants just to pay for gold thread in his tapestry.
A big :( to the popular American dream wealth spending culture.

Full article

here

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On intolerance

Propaganda

Posted March 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm by Severed Head

Now I don’t prefer the emos over any other sort of stereotype, but holy shit! This is way fucking out of hand, don’t you think?
This is no better than gay bashing or racism or oppression of any group that is doing nothing to hurt people.

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OI

Comics, Dreams

Posted March 25, 2008 at 11:49 pm by Crumb Bandit

After trying to be in a few indie bands, I have decided that it might be less painful to just start a hodgepodge punk/metal band, and just rock the hell out. People who play technical music tend to bring a bullload of drama with them.
If you are wondering what I am going to play, I’m either gonna sing/synth, or play strings. (Bass or Guitar). I’m sick of drumming for rock bands until I find more people who play technically and melodically challenging music without the bullpop.

Arg.  I think I became more angry because I wrote this… ARG

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Straight from the book

Fun Facts, Life, Limb

Posted March 25, 2008 at 1:06 am by Severed Head

“Amides are very unreactive compounds, which is comforting, since proteins are composed of amino acids linked together by amide bonds.”

I know it helps my sleep. Not biologically. Just knowing that my proteins are going around not reacting that much, doing whatever the fuck they do, really comforts me. When I think about all the wars in the world, I then go “WELL AT LEAST MY FUCKING PROTEINS ARE SO GODDAMN UNREACTIVE”

True story.

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FREE WOOD

Dreams, Fun

Posted March 24, 2008 at 7:30 pm by Crumb Bandit

Enjoy the benefits of an ever growing trash wood pile!! ON CRAIGSLIST

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Top 10 Most Common Hassles for College Students

Life, Limb

Posted March 23, 2008 at 1:20 pm by Severed Head

According to my psych book (w/percentages of college students who have that problem):
1. Troubling thoughts about future (76.6)
2. Not getting enough sleep (72.5)
3. Wasting time (71.1)
4. Inconsiderate smokers (70.7)
5. Physical appearance (69.9)
6. Too many things to do (69.2)
7. Misplacing or losing things (67.0)
8. Not enough time to do the things you need to do (66.3)
9. Concerns about meeting high standards (64.0)
10. Being lonely (60.8)

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Write

Time Paradox

Posted March 19, 2008 at 12:57 am by Crumb Bandit

Write right ur boat

boat boat float your boat

tote toast tot ur mop

Favorite variations on a god awful song

1 bloody comment

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Fun, Fun Facts, Life, Limb, Robots

Posted March 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm by Severed Head

The length of time spent playing this game in the first week of owning it: 35:29 (the first day made of 15:29 of that)

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More news from nowhere

Propaganda

Posted March 16, 2008 at 3:24 am by Severed Head

“Silly humor” can help defuse rage in a number of ways. For one thing, it can help you get a more balanced perspective. When you get angry and call someone a name or refer to them in some imaginative phrase, stop and picture what that word would literally look like. If you’re at work and you think of a coworker as a “dirtbag” or a “single-cell life form,” for example, picture a large bag full of dirt (or an amoeba) sitting at your colleague’s desk, talking on the phone, going to meetings. Do this whenever a name comes into your head about another person. If you can, draw a picture of what the actual thing might look like. This will take a lot of the edge off your fury; and humor can always be relied on to help unknot a tense situation.

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