Awesome video game thing of the week
Awesome thing of the week, Fun
Posted January 30, 2008 at 6:30 pm by Severed Head
Well that would explain the recent delays in Super Smash Bros. Anybody who doesn’t want to know all (presumably) of the characters in the upcoming game, don’t click here.
A somewhat comprehensive list of Harisn's favorite Whitest Kids U' Know sketches
Awesome thing of the week, Lists
Posted January 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm by Severed Head
AWESOME THING THIS WEEK:
I would not encourage watching them all if you don’t like the first few, but these are my favorites (the first approximately 4 are my all time favorites though and are required viewing)
Sic semper Tyrannis
Gallon of PCP-Science
Give me the guns-The best “last words” ever
Opposite day
Robbery
Pizza bagels-(there’s another version too)
You can see me?
What really happened to Abe Lincoln-another Lincoln-themed one!
Let’s wake up the neighbors
Hitler rap
The new thing-very clever
Leg peeing-I imagine this is exactly how the British act
Girl sympathy-I imagine this is exactly how women act when they’re alone
Raping your churches, burning your women-I totally saw the ending to this coming
Pregnancy test
Slow jerk
Dear black people-I don’t know why it goes on for so long afterwards
Where do babies come from?
Whore disaster-gets better at the end
Scarin’ babies
We buy drugs
Movie ideas
Can we say “You’re gay” on television?
Survey about your boring life where nothing happens, which is why the answers are so goddamn boring
Awesome thing of the week, Website
Posted January 26, 2008 at 12:29 am by Severed Head
Awesome thing teh week: SURVEY
name: Now More Fun
age: 1.5
location: Internet
how are you feeling right now?: Ridiculous
have you done anything interresting today?: TEH SURVEY & LOL
what is the best thing in your life right now?: Things To Do Before I Die
what’s the worst thing in your life right now?: The illusion of a website that is updated often
when was the last time you went to the seaside?: Ridiculous
did you jump into the sea?: YES LOL
did you build a sandcastle?: N/A
have you ever lied to your parents?: That time teh server was crashed
have you ever fallen asleep somewhere unusual?: after 30 minutes of unused activity
have you ever bitten your toungue when you’re eating?: N/A
have you ever wet yourself laughing?: LOLWML
what’s the earliest memory you have?: Hello world!
when was the last time you wrote something long by hand?: N/A
what does the last text message you received say?: Comments count???/// “EH!!! Sup with that passworD?!?”
who was the last person to call you?: Crumb Bandit
has a friend ever helped you though hard times?: Superbitron linked us a few times
have you ever helped a friend through hard times?: Linked Superbitron back
who was the last person to see you cry?: Godaddy.com
what’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?: That one time
if you could remove any person from this earth who would it be and why?: All of the other websites (competition goin’ down)
have you ever hurt any body physically in temper?: N/A
have you ever got so drunk that you can’t remember a thing?: Well if I can’t rembmer fucking thing then how would I KNOW
do you suffer with hang overs?: With them?
do you love your parents?: CREATOR HARISN TEH SEX
have you ever cried watching a film? if yes, what film and what part?: Seeing the dance movies come out “is sad to see that another dance movie is coming out. 2 hr ago”
whats the funniest memory you have of school?: This one.
what’s your biggest fear?: Losing corporate sponsorship
have you ever been homeless?: The time the server was down
have you ever spent the night in a police cell?: N/A
what was your first thought when you woke up this morning?: 10 BOOT WEBSITE; 20 PEOPLE READ THE WEBSITE
when was the last time you went clubbing until dawn?: N/A
have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?: N/A
have you ever stubbed your toe on a door?: N/A
whats your favourited swear word?: BUTTSECKS? (But more importantly, favourited? really?)
what’s the best feeling you could ever have?: this one
what type of music are you into?: this one
do you play an instrument?: Nope 
have you ever written a poem or a song?: Coming soon in song form
has anyone ever written a poem or a song about you?: More or less
where’s the one place you like to be when you’ve had enough of the world?: Nowmorefun.com or some of that nostalgia
what’s the longest time you’ve ever stayed awake?: whole life
if you had control over an army tank for the day with no rules, u would…: promote nomorefunnn.com
describe the type of person you think youll be when ur old: Nowmorefun.com
whats your three favourite songs ever?: I don’t have any
how old do you act?: 1.5
what type of a person are you?: of the electronic internet world wide web persuasion
do you think the world will ever end?: N/A
have you ever phoned a sex line?: Sex line? Nope.
have you ever pretended your someone else?: The time we pretended to be google
have you ever taken drugs?: No
describe the nearest picture to you: B and or W
are you easily decieved?: NoMGosh
are you a good judge of character?: LOLOL
have you ever fallen in public?: Not until the bill runs out
hope you enjoyed the survey. how long did it take you?: N/A
P.S. I really like the Skittles commercial where everything the guy touches turns to skittles. How did they film this?! It had to have been a pretty amazing process to make it look so fucking smooth.
Protected: A matter of attitude
Posted January 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm by Severed Head
Posted January 24, 2008 at 11:16 am by Severed Head
Since I might be going to Hawaii this summer, I want to learn how to SHRED on the ukelele, not unlike this dude (pretty fucking rocking if you ask me! (Way better than that lameass canon kid))… Any suggestions for songs? Perhaps some Stairway? Perhaps some Queen? I really want to arrange something like this, as time-consuming as it’d be. Any ideas? This would also knock out number 48 on my list of things to do before I die.
Other people'd break into a cold sweat if you said that these are the best days of their lives
Life, Limb, Music, Time Paradox
Posted January 21, 2008 at 11:54 pm by Severed Head
Other people‘d turn around and laugh at you
If you said that these are the best days of our lives
In my opinion, looking back on my days, my best days seem to be those during which I see one of my favorite bands perform. Magical moments. A few of the others are just hanging out with friends, but mostly the concerts. I can’t imagine, if I were a musician, not having the time of my life playing for an audience, and hopefully I’d love to help others have days among the best of their lives.
Posted January 19, 2008 at 9:45 am by Crumb Bandit
I can’t find my book on beginners electronics. But I haven’t left my desk, or opened my file drawer yet. Is it lazyness, or an ultra fine sense that I know I will not find it? Its possible also, that I can try and find it on the internet, but I have had little luck in that direction, because I get caught up in so many worthless articles while surfing, and this blows all my time.
I should stop playing Diablo 2 and learn to apply my time to something productive.
The problem with Diablo2 Is that you feel special by collecting the rarest of items. This feeling of acomplishment (when collected said rare item, wither it be on screen, or in real life,) is a completely pointless human emotion, and only serves to feed our ego, greed, and temptation. I’m moving on to Harvest moon, where I can MINE for my emeralds.
Posted January 18, 2008 at 3:21 pm by Crumb Bandit
Posted January 12, 2008 at 12:22 am by Severed Head
Soon I’m gonna wake up.
Did anyone see Ocean’s 13? I wouldn’t have ever wanted to see it, but i happened to see it, and it wasn’t horrible. But this kind of technology was used in it, and I thought it would never be possible, and I couldn’t imagine it leading to this. And facial technology is getting really big, from what it sounds like at CES. But I mean. Fuck. It seems cool at first, but do we really want this? I sure as fuck don’t.
Posted January 4, 2008 at 10:42 am by Crumb Bandit
Time travel in thought. Memories are time traveling as we speak. Maybe deep in your mind, you may have memories of the future!
Trippin. Got Auditions starting today through the weekend. Bit nervous, don’t know why. I could care less if I make it. Maybe I have to poop. That makes me trip too.