Posted September 30, 2007 at 5:55 am by Crumb Bandit
Its finding the girl who accepts who you are…
thats the jist of it. Jist is what baba would say.
Posted September 28, 2007 at 12:17 am by Crumb Bandit
I hear voices in my head. And people say this, and you don’t believe them that they are telling the truth. I feel like I have telepathy. I hear my parents nagging at me telling me whats right and whats not, 24/7. This also gives me an Idea for my novel – “Tripping many balls: The Psychology, Philosophy, and autobiography of a drug user”. I got the title from my little brother. My brothers kick ass, for lack of a better phrase. Me and they, we own our piece of the universe, and we like to use it.
I think thats how it’ll start. Good god! Im spending all my material on wastefull blogs!!!!! SHIT
ok think… more porn links…. got it!
Www.hentaipalm.com
go there its way better than anything I could write. If you are a porn watching feminist English teacher.
Fuck you, old post. This is more important
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Posted September 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm by Severed Head
Dethklok on tour. Enough said. Couldn’t imagine anything greater. This may require that I follow the band on tour for at least like… 10 stops. Whether or not they come here, I HAVE to see them.
Have to.
Cannot emphasize this enough.
Dethklok. On motherfucking tour.
I'm the conjuror of demons, I'm the father of your death
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Posted September 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm by Severed Head
Posted September 26, 2007 at 12:30 pm by Severed Head
So true. As far as I’m concerned, worst comedian ever….. Well… Tied with Carrottop and Gallagher
Posted September 26, 2007 at 12:05 am by Crumb Bandit
There is a level of sleep that I reach now and then that is almost lucid, near waking state, and I hear the greatest music. My brain unleashes all its talent, and I hear stuff that I could and should be playing/writing. Inspiration for practice. Truly a great gift.
Starting with s and ending with orry
Posted September 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm by Crumb Bandit
I apologize for patronizing the website lately, I really got carried away with the porn aspect of the internet. I felt the need to show you guys what I was going through, and I guess that sometimes when I feel the need to express my self, I get illegal, or in the least immoral.
so to make up for the loss of pictures, on the front page, here is some delectable sushi.
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Posted September 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm by Crumb Bandit
Ever notice how every episode of Scrubs starts with the word “my”? I wonder why?
I took her out for a test flight and her landing gear suddenly locked up. I had to slam the thruster down so I could take off. I had enough speed to climb off of the landing pad, but I had no clue how I was going to get back down. I decided to land in the water. I think I water proofed her a couple of years ago, but I could be wrong. I had no choice. after checking all other systems in use, (which was running optimally, of course), I turned around and found a nice gentle landing on a reef. The reef was just deep enough to rub the bottom, not high enough to rip her open. I got out, jumped on my dock, and pulled her in with a crane. Poor girl lost her hydraulic pulley. Sadly it is gone, the guys who used it back in 2100’s are the only ones who really had fun with it or understood it correctly. I ordered a new landing gear set, and now I’m out of spending cash. Practice astigmatisms, safety with heat coils and oil spills. I probably would have wasted it on sushi anyhow. The sushi is really fresh on mars.
Posted September 23, 2007 at 11:46 pm by Crumb Bandit
What is it with stupid mothers like me writing in blog sites having no clue on what’s really going on out side in the world, thinking like I’m funny? But what is funny? Is it really in the sense of the beholder? Or is it majority rules?
Could be both. But I wouldn’t be a good writer if I stood in the middle of a quarrel.
So I conclude that humor is in the senses of the majority. There is anality, and there is collective conciousness, working in tandem.
Tandem is a cool word, cause it looks like condom.
Posted September 23, 2007 at 12:18 pm by Severed Head
It’s true.
Shit. I was really going to post about something but I forgot.
Oh yeah. My bed is so fucking comfortable. I love it more than sex. Truly. Sex on my bed=twice as good even!
I want this on my gravestone:
“My bed is so comfortable, I hope I die in my sleep.”