Posted January 31, 2007 at 10:28 am by Severed Head
I’m sorry, but what an ass hole. He thinks he’s so great.
First technique (Pacman): STRING RAKING MOTHERFUCEKR
Second techinque (Pacman): A SLIDE
Divebomb: Years old. Everyone since Hendrix has used this
I am not even going to go into the rest of these “Techniques”. Stupid motherfucker. You want technique, you look at Paul’s stringskipping or Buckethead’s tapping or Mattias’s harmonics.
All Your Kids Have Turned To Static
Posted January 31, 2007 at 12:26 am by Severed Head
There are no lyrics in this song. It is an instrumental. Just go fucking download it already for christ’s sake. What, do all of my posts have to be lyrics? No! I like instrumental music too, motherfucker.
Posted January 29, 2007 at 10:42 am by Severed Head
I’d like to think that it’s out of fear
When you blow into town maybe twice a year
To check on me – see if I’m still here
And you make me think that it’s my idea
When everything in the world is free
I come to you so easily
You’ve never felt a sense of me
You that I refused to see
You had me but it’s over now
You had me but it’s over now
It’s no problem
It’s no problem
I’m not really sure why I let you win
Or even why I let it begin
I’ve always been an easy in
And easy out the door again
I know it’s only because you’re down
That you’d ever want to come around
Just a little secret in a little town
You had me but it’s over now
You’ll get my attention again somehow
It’s no problem
It’s no problem
No, I don’t understand what the song is about. Yes, I think it’s perfect in every way. Makes me want to cry. Lyrics and music perfectly in sync. Emotes so much in his voice. Feedback instead of the viola or string section you would expect. Fucking perfect. Really shows his frustration at the end with the crazy feedback and the distorted guitars finally coming in, which you wanted this whole time. Connects to the next song, which contains the line “A one trick pony in a one horse town.”
Posted January 27, 2007 at 9:55 pm by Severed Head
G3 Tickets
With:
Satriani (pretty good)
Petrucci (eh… kind of sucks, but I like him a lot more than Vai’s pompous ass)
AND PAUL FUCKING GILBERT HOLY GODDAMN SHIT IMAGINE A DVD RELEASE AND THIS WILL BOOST HIS POPULARITY AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW FUCKING AMAZING THIS GUY IS FUCK FUCK FFUCKCKKFKKFCHFUFHCIFHUCHFIUFGN
Oh, Eddie, I love when you find ways to make the most obnoxious noises on guitar possible
Posted January 27, 2007 at 6:24 pm by Severed Head
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDUYIkq975Y
Posted January 26, 2007 at 12:54 am by Severed Head
As good as dead.
I really like this CD. There are a few albums out there when sometimes I just want to post the lyrics to every single song, and this is one of those CDs.
Someone screaming like their world might explode
Posted January 18, 2007 at 11:03 pm by Severed Head
Had a brief conversation with Jeremy today, and I came to this conclusion:
The same shit on a different day is better than brand new shit in the same day.
Edit:
I believe that I exist.
People acknowledge my existence.
People respond to things I do.
The people I interact with exist, and therefore must be interacting with me as I exist.
The people I interact with make sense to me, and I have no reason to believe they are not existent.
I can feel, touch, smell, taste, and see them.
I believe that being able to feel, touch, smell, taste, and see something means that it exists.
I believe that our plane of existence is composed primarily of being able to do those things. If those requirements are not met, I think that that something doesn’t exist.
I believe existence to be simple in such a manner, and that there is no sort of higher plane of existence.
I have not experienced any other sort of said plane of existance that I recall, and I have seen no proof or little reason to believe in that sort of thing.
I have not yet seen the idea of just this one plane of existence disproven.
Looking from a scientific perspective, I like to see the opposite hypothesis disproven.
I grew up believing that this sort of scientific method is perfectly logical.
This, logically, and intuitively, makes sense to me.
I trust my intutition and logic, as well as my reasoning, which tells me such is true.
If I cannot trust my own reasoning and observations, I feel that there is little else I can trust.
I feel that my own life is made up almost entirely of observations, as well as my reactions, which I also observe, to these observations.
My observations exist, as I am having them right now and constantly.
2+2=4
I know this because of the additive property, which I trust to be true, mostly based on past experience. I have yet to see 2+2 ever equal anything other than 4, and I cannot see how having two of something, and adding two more to that same something, how there could be anything other than four. Adding two of something and two of something else could, however, not equal four. But it would still be four in some sense. Adding two apples and two oranges gets you four fruits, but not four of either fruit. There could also be some cases in which any of the units could be converted, as in the situation of chemical reactions, but this still balances with four units on each. I believe this balance to make sense, in a universal manner. That is to say, if 2+2 ever equalled 5, it would really be 2+2+x=5, where x is some sort of undefinable, hard to perceive force which invariably totals to 1.
And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention
Posted January 16, 2007 at 9:35 pm by Severed Head
I need to learn/listen to happier songs.
Posted January 15, 2007 at 9:39 pm by Severed Head
I wanna tell ya what’s on my mind
But I’m hopin’ baby you can read between the lines
I got this vibe that I hope aint true
But the things ya say don’t line up with the things you do
I’m always waitin’ for your shit to pass
And it’s gettin’ like I’m livin’ life inside your ass
Ya think you’re keepin’ me in the dark
But I’m seein’ more more more than I want to
Ya want me in a place where I can’t read your face
But I’m gettin’ what ya got deep inside you
You may act like everything’s alright
But down here at the bottom it’s gettin’ kinda tight
You don’t listen to a word I say
I’m just a piece of something you keep locked away
Ya pull me out when you need a man
But I want more than to kill your bugs and lift your bags
Yeah, you keep makin’, I keep takin’ out your trash
And it’s gettin’ really crowded up inside your ass
I wanna tell ya what’s on my mind…
I got your asshole around my neck
Still I’d rather suffocate than smell what’s on your breath
You’re so retentive and I’m in the queue
Just waitin’ for your heart to come passin’ through
But the more I stir it up the more it stinks up fast
And it’s gettin’ hard to breathe up here inside your ass
I wanna tell ya what’s on my mind…
I don’t know how long I’m gonna last
I need somethin’ to hold, not a bunch of gas
I’m down here waitin’ and it’s so frustratin’
Guess this is what it’s like to live inside your ass
Yeah, you know where to find me – up inside your ass
I don’t know how long I’m gonna last
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Posted January 14, 2007 at 5:41 am by Severed Head
Is it depression or just the lack of a change of underwear when EVERYTHING pisses you off, and you feel like you can’t be happy?
Probably the underwear.
This website isn’t very fulfilling. I don’t think anyone reads it except Jake and I. Even so, I’ve never gotten any sort of feedback. “Now More Fun sucks!” will do. Come on, guys. It is totally worth the effort to tell people how you feel. This goes for in general too. Like if you really hate someone and just want to stab them to death. Maybe telling them will make you feel really bad inside, and then the hate will be not quite so prevelant in all of your waking moments… As well as your dreams. No longer will you constantly have a bloodlust every single time you walk by that BIG FAT JERK HE IS SO STUPID AND FAT I JUST WANT TO SEND HIM ON THE TRAIN TO STABBITYVILLE!!!1111
On a side note, here are the queries which bring people to this site, with their respective counts:
1. nowmorefun 6
2. nowmorefun.com 5
3. george bush quote subject verb agreement 2
4. metalocalypse shirt 2
5. pragmatisim 2
6. grammar / compartive sentences 1
7. fun grammar website subject verb agreement 1
8. planck t shirt comic 1
9. now more fun 1
10. www.nowmorefun.com 1
11. buckethead not so mellow 1
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Why the fuck would you search for nowmorefun.com instead of just typing it in? WTF!!!1111111 Looks like we need to include more “george bush quote subject verb agreement”, eh?