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Posted November 29, 2006 at 9:46 am by Severed Head
Novel on temporary hiatus.
Too many panic attacks and whatnot. Why couldn’t next month by nanowrimo? Seriously. What with a monthlong break and working even less probably! Anyway, right now there are too many distractions in my life. If you’d like to even call them that. Spending time with friends and watching Metalocalypse and wasting a lot of time and playing guitar are all necessary to my well being I feel. And the story is just so conflicted and dark! And that doesn’t help to put me in a good mood or anything. Hm.
Coming in December:
Novel!
Coming next Nanowrimo:
Sloth novel!
Oh, and check out this awesome calendar of concerts:
December 1-Guitar Recital
December 9-Primus w/Gogol Bordello
January 5-7-Classical Mystery Tour (Phoenix symphony tribute to the Beatles)
January 19-Rachmaninoff and the planets
January 20-The Music of Led Zeppelin (Phoenix symphony tribute to Led Zeppelin)
March 9th-Vivaldi’s Four Seasons
Posted November 28, 2006 at 8:03 pm by Crumb Bandit
I wish more people read this website. Then again, I wish I could play SpaceCowboy online.
I cut the shame and all I get was a really wierd sentance. Fruit is nice. Yea fruit.  I wish I could race cars for fruit. Take rice and eat it. Rice is so good.
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Posted November 26, 2006 at 3:35 pm by Severed Head
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_mitzvot
So many of these are fake, it is hilarious.
14. Not to eat the flesh of other Jews.
80. Not to say aight more than twice in the same sentence whilst blinking.
130. To marry a doctor
136. To issue a divorce by text message
193. To eat Chinese takeout on December 25
198. To eat kosher maggots
260. Not to eat half the apple and leave the other half sitting on the counter to turn brown and attract
366. To season all sacrifices with a pepper-chipotle rub
500. Not to borrow the lost object for just a little while, intending to replace it later, but then leaving it out in the rain so it gets all rusty
Not that I have anything against Jews or something. I don’t even know what it is, but it is funny.
Edit:
We now have an Icon! w00t! Look to your left of your address bar and bask in Its radiance.
Posted November 20, 2006 at 9:48 am by Severed Head
There is always next semester, but fuck. Butt fuck. Not that there were really many classes I could take this semster anyway. Any ideas on what random classes I should take now?
Fuck.
If you should go skating
On the thin ice of modern life
Dragging behind you the silent reproach
Of a million tear stained eyes
Don’t be surprised, when a crack in the ice
Appears under your feet
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind
With your fear flowing out behind you
As you claw the thin ice
Posted November 19, 2006 at 6:09 pm by Crumb Bandit
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No one plays good music anymore, not that I can find. Im gonna be so famous someday.
Posted November 17, 2006 at 10:58 pm by Severed Head
Why the fuck would you vote for Karen/get a t-shirt of that? That is just gay, but if you have to get one GO FOR PAM GODDAMMIT.
Floor plan
Hooters is not a strip joint, it’s a restaurant, with over four hundred locations worldwide
Posted November 16, 2006 at 8:59 am by Crumb Bandit
Another log takes a pee.
Lord forgive me of my laundry and language. It dosn’t suffice me to well said ducks animals mouses and trees.
You associate the last thing you did with the thing before. Its proven psycologically. I just took a pee. And Nowmorefun.com reminds me of constantly going to the bathroom.
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I got two sweet albums on Vinyl yesterday, One was by the band Accept, “metal heart” in which they scream metal heart over and over till the song is done. the other was by jean-luc tarde or somthing along those lines, and its like listeing to Mahavisnu ochestra and Billy cobbam or the beatles mixed with mozart. Anything that you can say mozart at the end of is good to me.
I like the letter T. And T shirts. the Tea I’m about to make. And Not being in Drum Corps. Im not sure how long I could last in one of those. I do not have a lot of sex. God trys to repel sex, yet we keep coming back to it. theres somthing about it thats sexy. Or mabye its the word we associate it with. Sex makes you think of all the things that sex makes you think of. Start naming things that make you think of sex. this is a good excersise which should be done often. The only thing that makes me think of sex is porn. I hate porn. You could even say I am Pro-no porn. Or PRONOPRON for short. Pronopron spelled backwards is Norponorp.Â
this took eight minutes to type. And thats cause Im a slow typer.
Posted November 16, 2006 at 8:00 am by Crumb Bandit
Six fifty AM,
Six fifty AM,
When will it stop in,
My brain at six five.
My brain isn’t adjusting to the climate up here in washington. I think its the snow, plus all the people on shrooms up here. Personally I think PE is importaint, and saunas. Working out is ok, but when it gets cold, nothing makes you more dehydrated than a sauna.
So somthing is either wrong with the town, or it’s me. I am praying to the lord my God that it gets better, and I pray that I dont hallucinate anymore. Hallucinations are interesting, because they aren’t happinging, although someone could actually prove that they genuinely felt a certain way. The problem with proving this fact is that the people around you will start to make it more difficult for you to feel the way you want to. People will actually try and turn your own ideas against you, just to make them selves feel better about themselves.
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Personally, I like reading, I like math, I like drumming, and I like to spell. But there is somthing wrong with me when I don’t actually do any of these things. Some brain chemistry problems occur. Its like Putting in a bunch of code that you know won’t belong in a Html slot, and pray to God that it understands you. For example, its like what Im doing right now, Im hopeing to my God that I don’t cuss every five seconds to my self, and that the words I put in this Post box are posted on the website.
I had hunny nut cherios and grape juice and most of a banana at Five o clock. Quit giving I say to my self. God bless you. That thing that goes up your ass should not be a bother, its quite healthy actually. it helps you digest food, and stay alert. mabye it’ll help me read more often, practise harder, and pray longer.Â
Enjoy your day, and God bless you and all the horrible communist products that you fill your boring life with.Â
Posted November 15, 2006 at 1:28 pm by Crumb Bandit
Hello I have a pot to sell to you . you can steal it if you know me but no one knows me or no’s me so any way you can’t see it or steal it.Â
This is a great way to relax. Here is how you having the fun.
1.  You go to a really expensive supermarket.
2. Go to the mango section and start eating away!
You can do this easier if you have a team of dogs tied to your back, but that is quite a challenge.  First for this to be neccessarty you shouold have lots of Rope. This rope should only be used for rock climbing, and you should watch out for your thumbs, because it might hurt them. I am magic. I am magician. everyone is. so shut the fucking hell up.Â
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All you fuckers Fuck hell, which is probably why you like it so much. Enjoy your spoon fed hell. Its going to be a glorious day.
Anything or object or opinion that steals joy or proves me wrong is wrong. It is illogicall. It should not exist. Why dose everyone feel so negative all the time? the answer to this is logical, and logic dosn’t always break your heart. People can’t add. People are taught from a young age that they can subtract all they want, but they dont add. They arent taught to support anything, any good cause. We are taught that money solves all problems and that happyness comes in a box. Money can buy happyness, so says the government.Â
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The government worships the devil. America and its surrounding Contenents, worships the devil. No one worships God anymore. I almost forgot to capitalize his name. Praise God, dont Praise money. God once made me feel like stealing. Why, O lord, would you make me feel like stealing, I asked. Then he said, beer.
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Beer is the answer to all of our solutions.  Stealing is the answer as long as God dosn’t mind. If God minds that you steal, then you ask for forgiveness and God repays the people that you stole from. Some how. Actually, stealing isn’t all that bad, as long as you don’t get caught. If you don’t get caught by christains that is. In fact, Christains are the worst people to steal from cause that fact alone will cause you severe death and suffering for a very long time. It happend to me. I used to think stealing got back at the government. The government, ladies and gentilmen, dose not care if you steal. Only the cops do, and the cops steal more than we do. They actually get paid to protect them selves, and what ever actions they declare them selves legally able to do.
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God bless my house.
As for me and my house, we will praise the lord.
Praise the lord Oh my soul. Who forgives all your sin.
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Sin is a nasty subject, here at Nowmorefun, We talk about it more than your girlfreind and her fuzzy condom collection.
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Have a nice day, and don’t Cut!
Posted November 14, 2006 at 11:15 am by Crumb Bandit
As we continue with consuming today’s “lets have a look” session, we shall have a look at tomorrow’s most entertaining entertainment center game systems.    this will include all imports and non availibles in the united states.
http://www.lom3.com/introduction.php is the new AMIR 3 Fantasy Role-playing game by MTR the III.  The game includes such stars as cute girl on front page and lots of trees. This will certainly be a smash hit this christmas. You need to pay for online-services, so I wont be playing it.  But I can assure you that it wont have scary monsters that are too scary that make your mom say that its a scary game.
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http://anthonylarme.tripod.com/phantas/phantas.html Phantasmagoria is a new game in Austrailia,just being released here in the US. It features another cute chick, except you dont get to see her the entire game. You get to control her, however, and it is a must buy for those Mature rated game fans. it is rated mature for several reasons. One, there is a cute chick in the game. Two , she looses her head many times through out the game, and no one can save her till she puts it back on again. An interesting subject, but I’d rather play the game.Â
 http://www.robotubegames.com/fist2_play.php Now more popular by demand in Japan! online cell-phone games that you can play other people with~!!!!! NEW FRESH IDEAS EVERY DAY HERE IN THE U.S.A folks, thats why we pay the government to pay our enginers to give us more happy crap to buy every weekend. Save your money on this one folks, this one is only fun if you live next to a sushi bar in Taiwan, or if you sell chickens. Just another flashy add with a cool looking box in expensive coverings. Im saving my money for bottles of whisky and margaritias in Mexico.Â
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http://pokemonfanuniverse.com/games/e/ This is a great pokemon game which isnt new but deserves a quick mentioning here at Now more fun . com. Looks like all the other games, plays like them too. Ash never gets tired of walking on the same map, and has been doing this for 7 + years, not even counting the years Pokemon went under the name Pocket monster in Japan. Speaking of Japan, that concludes me to my next sentance.
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Japan needs to share its engenering secrets with the U.S, or mabye we need a bridge that you can drive across starting from Washington State going across the Pacific Ocean to Japan. That would settle a few problems in both countries. It would lessen the population on both sides, because everyone would be on the bridge to go to the other side. Also, enginiers would have access to all the secrets as sold to each other through out the land. Also, Toys would be plentiful again in the US. Ive been thinking that someone who has a lot of money and control over the markets in the USA has stripped the toystores clean of all fun and money worthy toys and has supposedly “forgotten” to replace them.
A bridge to Japan would spawn the need for rest stops along the way to and from the Contenents, and thus we would have a need for a Japusa (emphasis on the oo.) toy market all the way up and down the bridge. ( Found at gas stations hanging off the side of the bridge for example).
here is a band called the Japanese toys. Enjoy your day. http://myspace.com/japanesetoys
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