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Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:59 pm by Severed Head

Me me mememememememememmemmemmemmemmemmemmemem
I was totally making a cool “rhythhmyh” there
This is called a SUPERBLOG (42% more links!). Not that kind, you pevert.
I am going to write a review on either:
Freak Kitchen
Muse
probably one of those two

Seriously.
I’m goin’ out west where they appreciate me.

Spot the 3 song references and win a prize.
Maybe the $1 a year is too much. It’s all too much.
I must say that I heartily recommend Dinosaur Comics to anyone and everyone ever. any.
Not very believable, especially the last picture. Those devil-worshipping bastards. (Here they come)

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I had a blog verification the other day.

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Posted October 30, 2006 at 5:16 pm by Crumb Bandit

I am working on certain situations and I spelled certain with a C.  I can’t belive this town.  It seems to be making me hungrier and hungrier.  I still dont have a girlfreind. At the rate Im going AT, Im not sure I will get one soon.  I guess it all depends on who you meet.  Some people in this 2 town might spell 2 with a THREE. Dosnt make a difference to me. Nothing makes a difference.

I dont think I would mind if I found my cell phone floating off into space.   Or my jeans.  as Long as it was in front of my hot girlfriend. We would suck and fuck into the night.  It would be amazing.  Main st. its hot and cool.   My ship is spinning.  Constantly.  I never have to worry about it.  It spends no energy when I tell it to.  I love it.  some times I think I forget to tell it to stop spending energy.

 

Eat cows.

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Will you calm down and write something?

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:47 pm by Crumb Bandit

I think Im the only typist who sees things my way.  Hurry up and finish the owl state ment.  no I dont make ments.. I try to make mint… But the government wont let me at the moment.  Ill try and get papers for it.

 

The capitalistic Empireistic situation in America is calming down for sure. But I feel another election comming on, I need to find some freinds fast. mabye I will call her.

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But its just stuff.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:46 pm by Crumb Bandit

No body really needs what they are after. No one knows why they chase everything so mindlessly.  Its like a double-bass pedal.  My flies are always wishes.  We will all come back new.  Its called a minister.  I have a nose for things, I got clear skies to enjoy suffering. I wished it rained here.  I bought a Rain-x security blankey.  IT actuaally sells.

 

It takes a monster to drive this beast.  I wish I was one… Mabye I can afford one some day… Mabey it looks bleak, or bleach, how ever you say it.  >>  thats the new emblem on my driver dash… I hit a car, he slowed down, music brought it up and down and all around.  Absense of American spirit.  My ghost threw it on the ground and spit on it… the bitch never talked to me again… I dont think I want to look at her, niether.

 

The ghost of American dream is passing me by.  I feel content.  I painted four on my canister along side my beef jerky. I took a cowbell.

and  Sweater.

 

or a shower.

 

I’ll consider putting a shower in my house, I think I can install one for under 200 dollars.

 

the dog didnt see it though, so he looked at a nickel and it looked like a empire building.  The empire building is not what it seems. thought so. hope it was…

 

Lets take a tour.  Ill drive… mabye Ill call you.  Will I feel alright when you smile is my favorite line of the 446 drive.

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I hit another world of cheep hits.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:39 pm by Crumb Bandit

this website dosnt get cheep though. we sit and take it like men, me and harrison.  We are awsome.  not.  yea got that? Take it like a woman, or come help me out. Thats how I work.

 

Im hitting a stopping point.  Its not quite a point though.  That alien box has sealed its sleeping. Its not aliens. Its just my dad being a deuch bag. Thats french for french frys.  Snowy calm out side.  I took a drag racer and sped it up. That was two years ago. Take my life, and do somthing with it.  have a good bloggings.

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I like to give stuff away. I gave to much I was told.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:35 pm by Crumb Bandit

I actually think I went gay for some one. I dont know what that means. I think it sounds funny though. and GO COMMA took my heart and made me re-think my life. God, she was Gorgious.  Really really hot too. I put ice on her Eyes, I think it made me think about taking her out some time. I think if I can get away with calling her, I’ll  be able to ask her out on a simple date.  Might be tough for a first call though, I’ll wait a little bit and lie.

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Actually,

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:33 pm by Crumb Bandit

Im not getting paid at all.  But harrison is wasting a dollar a year on the webspace here, so its not all bad. I collect cottage cheese and trade you for a dollar on my card. I spend gas money today. Sorry, Gas cards do not work.  I was never told how to use one.

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The apples took my heart, and gave me a fixed one.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:32 pm by Crumb Bandit

IT only took an ounce.   It makes no scence when we get-a-long.  I took thier best line and it looked like peace of mine.  Which means its a peice of mine.  I feel like that to-day heyuuyyuy. 

 

Eat you you gum drouldgesldumperintimsthirstyblogshithousefacetime gourgesgorge has somthing.  I think I know I can handle it, so I might start wrenching in a few hours or so.  SO> we make the bloggings like you want em.  HOT FRESH EASY TO ORDER ,.>>>I say your next call dosnt work. Never did for me. wont for you. Now go, you use it.  Go,.  Ill same her Go.  Comma.  Go comma. Go comma. Go comma. Go comma. Go comma. Go comma go caomm.

 

where are all the sweet tastie treats.  I dont get paid enough to look for stuff that sells.

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God damn I live love breath this blog stuff now, I wish I could write this fast by hand.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:21 pm by Crumb Bandit

Make it with a B for Baby and me. That was the Characters name down at the thought-proccess clinic that took over by storm. The storm came in, and rustled me up. Took my brain thoughts and made me not want to write. I can not write, but I can Type. Thats with 2 capitol T’s.////

 

I like this things here.  I found king tut’s tomb.   Its the greates lie I ever never spake.

with a cake. wrymes with jake. I like that name.  Jake.  It’s kinda like my grandma’s name. Jacob.

 

O…///////

 

I like those ///// things.  I need more of them. I wish I had a gf to share them with.  Tis to bad you dont like to talk to me, girls.  I really wish I could have an inteligent convorsation with some one.  This town is giving my the speechlessons.  No space.

 

took that one by storm.

 

I put three commons in this mega rares ultra set.  Buy it for a pops.  See ya speed racer.

 

I wanted to see what happend. and I got flow. I always get flow. I like to give flow to others.  I give them my flow somtimes, and it almost always gets me into trouble. I dont see how that could happen, but I will work it out with my parents.  They like my grandma’s name.  Jacob. K K K K K K K is how we spell money out here. thats 7 bucks down here. I lost thirty twelve, thrice that untill you bleed. Comma. ,.  I eat commas. Commas.  I used to have an eating lamma. get your own box.  I used to eat shrims and sivers but not untill breakfast they said.  They said it to my only birthday burlington driver soot. cleen that golf with soot they said, I drive it untill it hurts, then I dirve my pain away.  Use DRIVE! speaking of which I ordered a driveshaft and it didnt arrive.  Dont touch my pain.  I give commas out,,,,,,,.  MY COMMA GT GAVE OUT….. I needed to replace it, but it also fell on the governments property, so bassically, Im recieving free money, time for space, and a bunch of noise in my front lawn.  I took out a loan last night at seven thirty P.M. and it clamped down hard.

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While you wait. we have imposed a superstruction on your construction mae you be bleessed.

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Posted October 29, 2006 at 5:11 pm by Crumb Bandit

Said the early morning email from my boss. I took to the blogg register and took off my neck.

 

I tried to turn the bolt but it wouldnt loosen the tighter register. I will have to compensate for saying that twice to a girl I picked up on my way home from the new eleven. My brothers have joined in the fight, apparently as I spoke those words to my self, I found a new meaning in it. And I also found that my pot smoked it self.  Hefty fella, he fell of the train in my garden and borrowed a transistro-megulatron. 99

 

 

Star date captians log!!!!

 

we arivved at the conclusion that I get a lot of random early morning emails from bosses about price changes and buying stuff.

 

OI OI OI OI I need more ska punk revolution, but someone gave the poor fella a 60,000 dollar acordian and a smokepipe. He decided to take one anyway.  who knows. Mabey I might make a bloggings yet.  I think I made one about 30 years ago. Anyway, have a good speech therepy class. Im going to go look up at the weak old roast and have a speak check with it.

 

Her name was nikki, like the R.C cars, that race around the living room at high-speeds.

I always liked slot cars better, but when that ran out, I went out and bought an ARE C cards, only cost a dollar. Ninty-nine cents to be precise. then I came back home and played slot-cars better.  thats how we blog, gentileman. be gentil with your men, and hefty on your women, thats how I saw it at the Letter hose, that gay bar with the men and the girls. Across the street with the 60,000$ acordian.

How much space can I hold? thats in improbable question which is probably why Im still waiting for muy legs.  that chicken was great though, with pepper. so deliciously on meth filled lung chops. Meth helps me calm down, helps me taper my nerves.

I saw britney-spears today is outdated. GT a new one fuckers.

 

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