Letter to Jake about playing music

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Posted July 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm by Severed Head

I think maybe we should just start booking gigs here in Phoenix. I will find some that you and I can both make in terms of dates. If we get booked, I’ll really quickly record some shit and send it to you, and we’ll basically jam some songs off of that at the show since we won’t really have time to rehearse.
Just to get the ball rolling and play some fun shows. What do you think?

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lolz

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Posted August 13, 2008 at 8:43 am by Crumb Bandit

Life jackets

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Ok enough with the blog links

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Posted July 6, 2008 at 11:10 pm by Crumb Bandit

But I couldn’t resist! Look at the capabilities! Can you imagine making flyers that say in the readers mind : “DMI CONCERT @ 9:00 PM AT THE WAREHOUSE!”

HERE

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Birthday Shindig

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Posted October 12, 2007 at 10:57 pm by Severed Head

I am having a birthday shindig.

You are all invited.
Those of you in Tuscon too.
Especially those of you in Tuscon.
There is going to be loud music and hot naked sex.
(The punchline is that nobody reads this website, still)
No, really, though. About all of that. Except the sex.
Birthday list (more to come):
Robots
Guitars

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Fuck you, old post. This is more important

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Posted September 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm by Severed Head

Dethklok on tour. Enough said. Couldn’t imagine anything greater. This may require that I follow the band on tour for at least like… 10 stops. Whether or not they come here, I HAVE to see them.
Have to.
Cannot emphasize this enough.
Dethklok. On motherfucking tour.

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I'm the conjuror of demons, I'm the father of your death

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Posted September 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm by Severed Head

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COMING SOON: THE BIBLE 2: NOW MORE FUN EDITION

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Posted July 21, 2007 at 8:34 pm by Severed Head

The highly anticipated sequel to The Bible 1 is coming to you soon, with more pictures, more sexual innuendo, more robots, more lasers, more explosions, more zombies, more propaganda, and NOW. MORE. FUN. MOTHERFUCKER! Including the Book of Harrison and the Book of Metal!
If you would like to write a book for the new bible, go ahead and write one and send it in to me/post it here/sprarypaint it on the side of a building. It doesn’t have to be canon with what any of the other books, but it also doesn’t have to be as contradictory as The Bible 1.
This is going to be an ongoing project which changes over time, again, much like The Bible 1.

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Fuck progress

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Posted May 31, 2007 at 1:08 am by Severed Head

We are facing a very new and a very troubling assault … and we are facing it from a thing called the video cassette recorder and its necessary companion called the blank tape. We are going to bleed and bleed and hemorrhage, unless this Congress at least protects one industry … whose total future depends on its protection from the savagery and the ravages of this machine [the VCR].
[Some say] that the VCR is the greatest friend that the American film producer ever had. I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.

Here’s some fun for you kids! Replace “video cassette recorder”/”VCR”/”blank tape” with whatever new technology you can think of!

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Did I mention

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Posted April 16, 2007 at 12:22 am by Severed Head

“Holy crap”

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Websuite

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Posted January 14, 2007 at 5:41 am by Severed Head

Is it depression or just the lack of a change of underwear when EVERYTHING pisses you off, and you feel like you can’t be happy?
Probably the underwear.

This website isn’t very fulfilling. I don’t think anyone reads it except Jake and I. Even so, I’ve never gotten any sort of feedback. “Now More Fun sucks!” will do. Come on, guys. It is totally worth the effort to tell people how you feel. This goes for in general too. Like if you really hate someone and just want to stab them to death. Maybe telling them will make you feel really bad inside, and then the hate will be not quite so prevelant in all of your waking moments… As well as your dreams. No longer will you constantly have a bloodlust every single time you walk by that BIG FAT JERK HE IS SO STUPID AND FAT I JUST WANT TO SEND HIM ON THE TRAIN TO STABBITYVILLE!!!1111

On a side note, here are the queries which bring people to this site, with their respective counts:
1. nowmorefun 6
2. nowmorefun.com 5
3. george bush quote subject verb agreement 2
4. metalocalypse shirt 2
5. pragmatisim 2
6. grammar / compartive sentences 1
7. fun grammar website subject verb agreement 1
8. planck t shirt comic 1
9. now more fun 1
10. www.nowmorefun.com 1
11. buckethead not so mellow 1
12. nowmorefun.com jake 1
13. 7 fun facts about arizona 1
14. youtube.com 1
15. harisn 1

Why the fuck would you search for nowmorefun.com instead of just typing it in? WTF!!!1111111 Looks like we need to include more “george bush quote subject verb agreement”, eh?

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