Letter to Jake about playing music

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Posted July 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm by Severed Head

I think maybe we should just start booking gigs here in Phoenix. I will find some that you and I can both make in terms of dates. If we get booked, I’ll really quickly record some shit and send it to you, and we’ll basically jam some songs off of that at the show since we won’t really have time to rehearse.
Just to get the ball rolling and play some fun shows. What do you think?

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This place is empty.

Comics, Dreams

Posted October 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm by Crumb Bandit

The only person in here is the robotic bar-tender who methodically wipes the bar down every 15 minutes. The dim green and brown lights, empty piano bench, are both boring and sterile.
Robot says: ” take a seat mister, you’re not from around here, whats the news on the out side?”
I say :” I came here to find news. The government has sealed off all truthful communications of the city.”
Robot :” Capitalism strangled us, and squeezed our eyes out like beans out of edemame, fed us mush and called it raspberries”
I : ” Your quaint imagery makes me hungry”
Robot : “I’m programmed to make a nice steak, sir”
I : “give me two, and a nice dark German beer. Make that, a nice dark haired German woman.”

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OI

Comics, Dreams

Posted March 25, 2008 at 11:49 pm by Crumb Bandit

After trying to be in a few indie bands, I have decided that it might be less painful to just start a hodgepodge punk/metal band, and just rock the hell out. People who play technical music tend to bring a bullload of drama with them.
If you are wondering what I am going to play, I’m either gonna sing/synth, or play strings. (Bass or Guitar). I’m sick of drumming for rock bands until I find more people who play technically and melodically challenging music without the bullpop.

Arg.  I think I became more angry because I wrote this… ARG

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If you really want to be emo,

Comics, Dreams

Posted February 14, 2008 at 9:10 am by Crumb Bandit

you would wear bags from japan

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TODAY'S THIS WEEK'S AWESOME THING OF SAID WEEK: LOGO CONTEST

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Posted November 15, 2007 at 12:07 pm by Severed Head

EVERYONE SUBMIT A LOGO FOR NOW MORE FUN
Chances are, if it is not complete crap, it will be used
Especially if it has something to do with robots.
SRSLY. Come on!
We also now have a Facebook fan page. EVERYONE ADD NOW MORE FUN AS A FRIEND ALREADY
Coming soon to Now More Fun:
Metalopoly
Mow More Fun Facebook App
FAQ
A secret investigation into the funding of Now More Fun

Also, a sprite comic about robots? Highly likely.

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List of things to buy

Comics, Robots

Posted October 24, 2007 at 10:26 pm by Crumb Bandit

Here we see a fantastic journey of my meddled mind, wishing for a bit of spending cash, waiting for the day when I start making music again.  This is how I feel at the moment.

-Mountain Bike

-New wardrobe

-A place to store my mountain bike

-Electronic drum brain(/sequencer?)

-Recording equipment

-Cologne

On top of all that, I wish to find people who want to create art with me.  Metal workers, painters, fabrics, sewists, and so on.

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Fuck you, old post. This is more important

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Posted September 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm by Severed Head

Dethklok on tour. Enough said. Couldn’t imagine anything greater. This may require that I follow the band on tour for at least like… 10 stops. Whether or not they come here, I HAVE to see them.
Have to.
Cannot emphasize this enough.
Dethklok. On motherfucking tour.

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I'm the conjuror of demons, I'm the father of your death

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Posted September 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm by Severed Head

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COMING SOON: THE BIBLE 2: NOW MORE FUN EDITION

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Posted July 21, 2007 at 8:34 pm by Severed Head

The highly anticipated sequel to The Bible 1 is coming to you soon, with more pictures, more sexual innuendo, more robots, more lasers, more explosions, more zombies, more propaganda, and NOW. MORE. FUN. MOTHERFUCKER! Including the Book of Harrison and the Book of Metal!
If you would like to write a book for the new bible, go ahead and write one and send it in to me/post it here/sprarypaint it on the side of a building. It doesn’t have to be canon with what any of the other books, but it also doesn’t have to be as contradictory as The Bible 1.
This is going to be an ongoing project which changes over time, again, much like The Bible 1.

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Previous Headline x2

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Posted July 19, 2007 at 12:55 pm by Severed Head

This literally makes me want to cry. What the crap? Can you imagine that happening to you? I would probably kill myself

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