Letter to Jake about playing music

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Posted July 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm by Severed Head

I think maybe we should just start booking gigs here in Phoenix. I will find some that you and I can both make in terms of dates. If we get booked, I’ll really quickly record some shit and send it to you, and we’ll basically jam some songs off of that at the show since we won’t really have time to rehearse.
Just to get the ball rolling and play some fun shows. What do you think?

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Who says I'm not a wallflower

Fun, Fun Facts, Plane, Snakes

Posted July 19, 2008 at 9:38 pm by Crumb Bandit

that was a good book by the way. You guys might enjoy that one, if you were the sort I was in high school, (albeit drugs, perchance). Got any for me?

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Ok enough with the blog links

Grammar, Life, Limb, Snakes, Uncategorized

Posted July 6, 2008 at 11:10 pm by Crumb Bandit

But I couldn’t resist! Look at the capabilities! Can you imagine making flyers that say in the readers mind : “DMI CONCERT @ 9:00 PM AT THE WAREHOUSE!”

HERE

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Ouch – Why do people e-mail me just to hurt me?

Limb, Snakes

Posted June 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm by Severed Head

“Do you think Friends on MySpace are the same as Fans in the real world?
They aren’t.”

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Please buy this for me

Dreams, Philosophy, Snakes

Posted January 18, 2008 at 3:21 pm by Crumb Bandit

L22K

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On drumline

Plane, Snakes

Posted October 23, 2007 at 10:16 pm by Crumb Bandit

I am basically paying 7 grand to be on the U of A drumline this year. I am out of state tuition as of now, and I currently have no major. Yea, It is worth it, but only cause my parents are paying for it. I would rather have been in a drum corps, but my work ethic proves me otherwise.

Anyway, we talked about musicality, which in case you didn’t already know, is VERY difficult in the marching medium. It is easy to just play double forte the whole song, but add in a forte piano crescendo and it is like lifting fifty pounds with your wrists.
Once you start to understand what kind of musical phrase you want, you don’t have to worry about accuracy and technicality as much, because it starts to come naturally.

This is what kind of metal band you will see out of my hands if I am ever in one. Not one just of distortion, screaming and booze-blood.

If you happen to know of a band that already sounds like what I am thinking of, let me know.

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Reasons I don't like Ron Paul

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Posted October 18, 2007 at 11:44 pm by Severed Head

I am getting this all from this source
AGAINST Internet Neutrality!? What the fuck, Ron! The internet which has supported you so!?
No “Immigration Citizenship Path for Illegals”? Lame!
AGAINST gun background checks!? Why the fuck does everyone hate these so much! What could the situation possibly be that someone needs a gun so fucking bad! I mean, I understand the right to bear arms is in the constitution, but not every stupid ass hole out there should be able to have a gun!
AGAINST abortion? Fuck that! We don’t need more dumbasses having kids, goddammit!
AGAINST embryonic stem cells?!? Come on!! What possible negative effects could there be other than some stupid fucking embryo dying? (Side note: I think it’s kind of funny/ironic/something that conservatives accuse liberals of being “bleeding hearts”, but the conservatives are the ones so worried about embryos (not even really human considering the definition defines it as starting from the fertilization (it could be just some sperm and some egg cells and that’s it! how is that a human life!))))))

Screw Ron Paul! He is not as cool as I once thought he was!
I do like that he is one of the few against the Patriot Act, but while I do agree with this for philosophical reasons, for all practical reasons, I’m probably not going to be wiretapped and it’s not really something I have to really worry about that much. It doesn’t take away any of my rights other than that of privacy, which, I think, is to me, not quite as important as the idea that there are no background checks for guns or the right to have an abortion or net neutrality (I mean what the fuck!!) or progress in science!
Edit:
He’s also against a minimum wage increase!? In what crazy fucking world do you live in where 6.75 is even close to being enough to make a living!? I mean I know you don’t want your precious corporations losing a tiny bit of money so people can live comfortably, but that’s fucked up!
And against universal healthcare? Fuck that!

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NEW NOW MORE FUN FEATURE (NNMFF)

Awesome thing of the week, Propaganda, Robots, Snakes

Posted October 14, 2007 at 1:12 am by Severed Head

WARNING! NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES:
NOW INTRODUCING:
THE INTRODUCTION OF:
AWESOME THING OF THE WEEK (NEW!)*
Today’s this awesome thing of the week for this week is:
The Brick Testament-Finally! A good version of the bible†
ALSO NEW BONUS AWESOME THING OF THE WEEK (NEW!)*:
I won a dog at the claw machine at the bowling alley tonight. First time playing this game in a long time. First try tonight, I won!
He is named Satan. And I welcome him to the family.
(Note the bible theme in today’s this week of awesome thing of it)

*”Of the week” does not signify any sort of regular weekly schedule or anything at all. They are just words. Everything is words.
†Until now, I completely forgot about writing the nowmorefun testament or whatever it was. What did I say I was going to do again? I know like… Write another portion of the bible or something. I really can’t remember.

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I don't want it to hurt…

Snakes

Posted October 3, 2007 at 11:33 pm by Crumb Bandit

But it feels so good

I feel like a writer, which makes it hurt worse. Nothing hurts worse than being a writer. It’s the only thing that sets the core of your soul on a mountain full of Lava and sharp rocks, except actually being set on fire. And demons, if you are lucky enough to have company. Sometimes you can even talk to them. They can actually be more open minded than some of the people down here in Arizona. But thats a different subject.

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Fuck you, old post. This is more important

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Posted September 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm by Severed Head

Dethklok on tour. Enough said. Couldn’t imagine anything greater. This may require that I follow the band on tour for at least like… 10 stops. Whether or not they come here, I HAVE to see them.
Have to.
Cannot emphasize this enough.
Dethklok. On motherfucking tour.

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