Posted July 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm by Severed Head
Best jam ever. Best listened to through a fine set of headphones so you can hear everything. Only so many drummers out there can sound quite as mad as Crumb Bandit. He’s like a mad scientist, this one.
COMING SOON INFILTRATION
Posted July 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm by Severed Head
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
Posted March 28, 2010 at 10:57 am by Crumb Bandit
Some dude had a stroke in my store reaching for the very element that made him collapse like a concrete cuddle toy onto the nasty ass floor that I probably mopped with rat infested mold water earlier that morning, all while 9/10ths of the consumers coming and going buying their normal bullshit snack/beer/cigarette dreams didn’t even fucking care to notice. Not a glance. Only some Canadian road bikers here for the great weather actually decided to help the poor fool. They hardly spoke english. Fucking great example of the american dream via Circle K. Just fucking great. My words failed me at the time and I am still dumbfounded. Why everyone didn’t just drop their snacks and what ever the fuck else they had to buy to help the guy is beyond me. Or drop their snacks cause it would take a sane person one second to realize that what Circle K has to offer is not safe for consumption. Not even once a week. Jesus, if you can hear me, we need you back because we are too fucking stupid to save ourselves from ourselves.
How to explain an eegee’s.
“You go to candyland and take a fruit flavored candyland humming bird and blend it up with some evil magic from the north but the evil magic tastes so gOOOOOD and you have to shake it in a paint mixer for two hours otherwise you won’t be able to eat it with a spoon but you can so its …” – me
But do I eat it every god damn day till I have a stroke? Thanks america. You can fucking suck my balls.
Sonic goes the way of Megaman and Mario: RETRO
Posted February 4, 2010 at 8:34 am by Severed Head
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 just announced. WiiWare, Xbox Arcade, whatever Playstation has…. I’m pretty psyched, honestly. I’ve been saying for fucking years that the industry needs to get back to 2D platforming and stop wasting so much goddamn time on graphics and focus on gameplay. RPGs could really stand to do this too. There’s too much shit going on, but if it were a 2D overworld-view type game, they could make it nearly limitless and so incredibly epic if they wanted to.
Posted January 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm by Severed Head
Yeah, Now More Fun!
When I wake up I will be fine. Define waking up.
Posted November 12, 2009 at 1:25 am by Crumb Bandit
I love her eyes. And her love. But there are some things that just don’t come with a girlfriend. Like freedom.
I can look into her and see wonderful life. Unlike hundreds of others. But I can’t think about this and pretend she is the only girl I will ever stare at again. For this would be to lose faith in humanity. And I’m not that far gone yet.
Maybe I’m not used to the “dating” thing. Maybe she IS the only one I’ll find. I hate feeling tied down.
Posted July 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm by Severed Head
I’m reading over old pages on this website, and some of our comments are fucking hilarious. Our witticisms back and forth are great. Gee, our website is great. Won’t you join me in reading it, everyone?
Letter to Jake about playing music
Awesome thing of the week, Comics, Conspiracies, Dreams, Fun, Fun Facts, Grammar, Guitar, Life, Limb, Lists, Music, Philosophy, Pissed off rants, Plane, Propaganda, Robots, Snakes, Time Paradox, Uncategorized, Website
Posted July 25, 2009 at 11:58 pm by Severed Head
I think maybe we should just start booking gigs here in Phoenix. I will find some that you and I can both make in terms of dates. If we get booked, I’ll really quickly record some shit and send it to you, and we’ll basically jam some songs off of that at the show since we won’t really have time to rehearse.
Just to get the ball rolling and play some fun shows. What do you think?
Posted June 26, 2009 at 2:58 am by Crumb Bandit
Good job you fucking slimy pricks. You just made a miserable America feel more miserable, by showcasing the truth again by breaking into our invincible bubbles of urban comfort and longevity. It’s time for a revolt. Â By the way, the pharmacutical(god damned spelling) business is turning us into zombies and mutants. Â Probably paid for by the government. Â On to lighter things. Â Like how many miserable lives I see every day at Circle K.
Posted May 8, 2009 at 8:00 pm by Crumb Bandit
Suits are dead. Do you know why? Cause the age of having to wear them to everything is dead. Do you know why? Because the guys who lived in that era are dead. You know how I know? Because all their suits are at Thrift stores.
Here’s looking at us, bringing back the suits.